icewindandboringhorror:

the only four moods I ever experience  during the summer

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humorduke:

Me_irl(via)

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c-bassmeow:

narutio:

IM FUCKING DYING ;OIHIHLBGLJMN LKLIO.J

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bantugal:

accras:

Lupita and hairstylist Vernon Francois get #Boasty

How she make twerking look so elegant

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facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

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the1mazzy:

taint3ed:

elionking:

taint3ed:

Being 4’11 is so hard sometimes, for real. 

Damn, this so true. I remember in 4th grade I couldn’t reach nothing

you fucking ended their short life

I changed my url… you gotta relax lol

“Ended their short life”, ain’t you been on this god forsaken website for like 8 years? Lmao

Lmaooo yeah basically like damn the NERVE. I’m a TUMBLR SENIOR CITIZEN and I demand respect

yeettheday:

celticpyro:

demongirl99:

sixteen6stars:

ratcoded:

ratcoded:

i rate movies using a strict pass/fail system based on how the cinematography compares to this one shot in monster house 

there hasn’t been a single academy award nominated film with this level of innovative horror cinematography since 2007

this fact makes me sad,

why cant we have animated horror movies

Good question, why can’t we have actual animated horror films?

Animated horror films are fantastic in part because stylistic choices can add to the tone of the setting or even contrast with it. There are so many things you can do in animation that would just look stupid in live action. And finally, play on every idiot’s bias that cartoons are for kids and therefor can’t be scary.

Whoever said that cartoons can’t be scary has never seen coraline and that’s the tea

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suspend:

have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough

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niggaimgee:

ME > > >

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novaafineass:

froslasss:

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

I say this every day…

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lanceloved:

lanceloved:

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

lab safety

• 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

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thorgyorgy:

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taorinkashikiku:

sweet-bitsy:

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

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